Overheard in Toronto.

Male Douche 1: "Hey man, sweet lense!"
Male Douche 2: "Thanks man. Yeah, I take pics for a living. It's pretty great. I get a lot of use out of this thing cuz I go to three or four shows a week."
Male Douche 1: "Oh yeah? I try to go to at least one every week too. It's kind of like a hobby of mine. But sometimes I need to take a break cuz these things are so noisy and tiring too, you know?"
Male Douche 2: "Yeah, I know what you mean. But I'm used to the scene now, so it doesn't bug me."
Male Douche 1: "Yeah man, it's worth it. I try to go to shows on weekends where there are multiple bands playing. So that's like, three or four bands every week."
Male Douche 2: "Yeah, totally. I see, like, three or four shows a week. And usually there's two or three bands playing each night, so that's, like, ten or so bands a week."

Oh, for crying out loud! Why don't you just whip your penises out and compare lengths?