Really, kids, what's the point of squeezing your way up to the front of the crowd only to spend the night with your head down, "tweeting" your friends about the show instead of, oh...I don't know, actually paying attention to the show?!
Seriously, what's up with that?
And another thing: how is it even possible that you're clapping at five times the speed of the music, when both drummers and three of the other band members are practically counting out the beats for you?
Seriously. Seriously. What is up with that?
Chronicling the ever-expanding Hipster Douche Movement since 2009!
8/20/09
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It's 'cause douches tweet their lives instead of living them. It's one of the key defining characteristics of a hipster douche!
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