Overheard in Toronto.

Male Douche 1: "If Emily Haines shows up, I'm going to jizz my pants!"
Male Douche 2: "How many times?"
Male Douche 1: ""At least three!"

And later...

Male Douche 1: "What are you guys talking about?"
Male Douche 2: "Music. You wouldn't understand."
Male Douche 1: "You guys hate me just because I'm indier than you!"

Oh, boy.